Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.

21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.

A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng

Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !

Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vyad nahi aa reli kyaaA? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas messge bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik mesge chipka daAL!

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

Aap ko kuch dena haiMere pas aaoThoda aurAb theek hai Apna face meri taraf karo Aankhain band karo dhhhissshum Msg nahi karoge to aise hi padega.

Ishq vo Fiza hai Jo patjahr may Phool Khila de. Kahin Phool To Kahin Kanto ka aalanm Saja de.

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-Your Name_________Percentage In SSC_____%Gender_________...Now Read 'Only' The Answers..!Just Chill !!!!