main jaanta hoon

main jaanta hoon
main jaanta hoon kee yeh khawaab zhuthe hain aur, yeh kusheeyaan adhuree hai, magar zindaa rahane ke leeye mere dost, kuchch galatphamiyan zaruree hain.
  

Jan, 14 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     961 views       General

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