How many times

How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

Jan, 14 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 991 views General

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Chicken ready yes

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

Agar do pipal ke

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I luv MUMBAI

I luv MUMBAI bcoz she is like mother to millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English,BA in Gujarati &AI in Marathi. Why worry MUM+BA+I.

PrayeO God, give

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Ek over me kitne

Ek over me kitne boll feke jate hKaya apne kaha "6"?Galt jawabEk ovar me ek hi ball 6bar feka jata hBade aayeCricket kshoukhin.huh

U r the ACCENT of

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Never ignore somebody

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Wife is a knife

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govt. imposing income

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Aapke Liye film

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Aapko miss karna

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Swim on a pool,

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

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