How many times

How many times
How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..
  

Jan, 14 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     996 views       General

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Kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kurCongrats U have Learnt MONKEY language successfully.Plz Come and collect ur disti certificate+ Free banana
HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....
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