How many times

How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

Jan, 14 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 1014 views General

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Dimag k Liye

Dimag k Liye Santra ka juice, aankho k Liye gaajar ka juice., Sehath k Liye aanar ka juice... Khush Rehne k Liye sms kar Kanjus..

I have a special meal

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely

I pray to God to give

I pray to God to give u all Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskaar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Sarswati, aur SNEH

Unlike others ur

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Today, tommorow and

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

SORRY Dont get

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Dear customer

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Friendship is like

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By the time u realise

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Ek over me kitne

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Aaj deedar,kal yaar,

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I Met Money

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