The secret to success

The secret to success
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures
  

Jan, 14 2012     63 chars (1 sms)     1175 views       General

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Ata gache tota pakhi.....
Dalim gache mou.....
Hire dadar Murmure dat....
Thakur dadar bou.......
Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!
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By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong
How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:
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Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?
Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....
Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!
Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.