Pyare mitra Pranam!

Pyare mitra Pranam!
Pyare mitra Pranam! Apke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejte rahe dhanyawad.
  

Jan, 14 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1083 views       General

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Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
Sumtimes I don’t say HI Sumtimes I don’t REPLY Sumtimes I don’t MSG U but dat dosnt mean i 4GOT uBcoz I'm LAZYjust like U.
Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.
Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
Those innocent eyes, That Master mind, A great smile, The perfect walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolutely Gorgeous, Thats enough abt me How r u.?
Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,