Its ice crm day

Its ice crm dayCasata-if luv meCorneto-if bst frnChocobr-if like meButrscotch-if im coolVanila-if im swtChocochip-if im smrt.Rasberry-if im badwHt 4me?

Jan, 14 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 1039 views General

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The two dangerous

The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are ... A girl 's smile and her tears which can make the boys to do anything!!..

Proposing a girl

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

Water is COLOURLESS,

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.

U got style,

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

A modern employer

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

Kabhi jazbat to

Kabhi jazbat to kabhi yaadon ko dafan karte hain,Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hain.Aap hume bhool na jaye isliye WAQT BAYWAQT sms kia krte hai

govt. imposing income

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

jo mila hum use kismat

jo mila hum use kismat kehate hai,jo na mita hm use badkismat kehete hai ,na mila use paneki jab jiid hoti hai, hum use himmat-e-koshish kehete hai

Dear customer, you

Dear customer, you are not using your SMS service properly. Your sim wil be deactivated. To avoid this urgently send a cute SMS to the sender

There are 2 times,

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

I pray to God to give

I pray to God to give u all Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskaar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Sarswati, aur SNEH

We Need At least

We Need At least 2 Things To Live In Life " 1 Heart 2 Feel the Love & 1 Brain 2 Understand It ... Otherwise We'll Have Broken Hearts & Confused Minds

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