Where was LOVE

Where was LOVE
Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…
  

Jan, 14 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1005 views       General

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Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
KABHI KhUSHI KABHI GAM-Mere Sms Na Honge Kam.KABHI ALVIDA NA KAHNA-Sms Karte Rehna.DHOOM2Mere Sms PadhKar Jhoom tu.PHIR HERA PHERI-Ab Sms Ki Bari teri.
Height of Confidence:-A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver.."Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili".-
Dnt give Importance 2 MONEY. Bcoz it Can giv Bed but nt SLEEP,Books but nt BRAINS,Cloth bt not BEAUTY, Luxuries bt not HAPPINES.So transfr it to My A/c.
Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai
D R I N K D-elicious after 1 Peg. R-omantic after 2 Peg. I-ntresting aftr 3 Peg N-aughty aftr 4 Peg K-ing aftr 5 Peg
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*
Gita saar: mobile nirjiv hai sim jiski atma hai,sms wo gyan hai,jo batne se badta hai.Isliye,he! prani balance ki mohmaya tyag kar sms kar.
Without u'r SMS days are like Moanday tearsday wasteday thirstday frightday shatterday sadday So SMS me everday evertime. Smile please
Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.
If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or GOD IS NOW HERE.Like everything in Life,the way u SEE things.Always depends on how you Look at them......