When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer

Ishaq ko ishq samjho to ishq karo, Dard ko dard samjho to mehsos karo, Waday ko wada samjho to pora karo, Or hum ko apna samjho to SMS karo....

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?To see the time!!

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

1waqt ta jab tumare sms aise ate te, jese kisine tumari khopdi pe gun raki ho or tumse sms karwa raha he. magar ab lagta hai jaise, goli maar di.

30+29+28+27+26+25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10== In sabh ko total karke dekho apka naam likha ayega .lt's true.plz try

Ek accha insan agar100 bar bhi ruth jaye to har bar use mana lo. Kyuki kimti motiyo ki mala jitni bar tute use pirona padta Hi hai.ali

Aapko miss karna ROZ ki baat hai, Aapko yad karna ADAT ki baat hai, Aapse door rehna KISMAT ki baat hai, Par Aapko jhelna HIMMAT ki baat hai!!

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong