SMS ka len den yuhi chalta

SMS ka len den yuhi chalta
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Jan, 14 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1717 views       General

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Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
In Eng: GOOD NIGHT In desi: SHUBH RATRI In urdu: SHABBA KHAIR In kannad: YARA NADI In Telgu: PANDANKO PO Apun ki style:- . . . . . . . . CHAL LUDAK LE......
LOVE MEANS L LAKE OF BEER O OCEAN OF WHISKY V VALLEY OF RUM E END OF STOCK (bar closed) ja soja LOVE is injurious for health So dont love .
aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
Dislove, islove, dlove, bestlove, waylove, 2love, saylove, datlove, ilove, reallylove, mislove, ulove, solove MUCHLOVE Now read witout LOVE
Kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kurCongrats U have Learnt MONKEY language successfully.Plz Come and collect ur disti certificate+ Free banana
D se Dosti, D se Dushmani, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Diwangi, par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.
Great Pass it on: "Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last
Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....