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Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai

Jan, 14 2012 132 chars (1 sms) 1023 views General

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A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, kahin door ek naya janm paaoge, is bar jo hua bahut galat hua, agli baar ek lambi poonchh aur char taange paaoge.

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"

Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

Can u think ki2+5=11kaise ayasocho-sochonahi malumthora aur dimag lagao abhi b nahi? Ok!Let me tel u kikaise aya"GALTI SE"

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

Wen things go wrongWen sadnes fills ur HeartWen tears flow in ur eyesAlways say these words:A ganpat chal daaru la...

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

Life has its ups & downs. Sometimes SUN shines, sometimes RAIN pours. But dont forget, it takes both SUN & RAIN to make a RAINBOW!! Enjoy life.

SMS doesn’t mean only Short Messaging Service, but it also means Some Moments Shared with loved ones.

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