Peene ki Umar1 to

Peene ki Umar1 to
Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai
  

Jan, 14 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     982 views       General

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Ek over me kitne boll feke jate hKaya apne kaha "6"?Galt jawabEk ovar me ek hi ball 6bar feka jata hBade aayeCricket kshoukhin.huh
ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
main jaanta hoon kee yeh khawaab zhuthe hain aur, yeh kusheeyaan adhuree hai, magar zindaa rahane ke leeye mere dost, kuchch galatphamiyan zaruree hain.
ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!
Those innocent eyes, That Master mind, A great smile, The perfect walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolutely Gorgeous, Thats enough abt me How r u.?
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last
Nothing comes free of cost in world including my sms;So i have decided to charge my sms;And the price is YOUR SMILE; I hope it's been paid now..
HEIGHT OF Bindaasness..!Entering late in d class widout permision & saying to Mam: Hi SWEETIE.... CARRY ON ...DON'T STOP 4 ME...Hi! Frnds.
"Love is like a long sweet dream" n Marriage is an alarm clock." so hv sweet dreams til ur alarm wakes u up. "HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE" So.....Enjy it..