God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!

Mohabat 1 se ho to Bolapan he2 se ho to Apanapan he3 se ho to Dewanapan he4 se ho to Pagalpan he Phir bi counting na ruke to kaminapan he

Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without

log chalte hain un raston par, jo duniya ke banaye hote hain,hum banayenge vo raste jispar duniya chalegi

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

Sunday means S> sote raho U> utho der se N> nahao mat D> deko TV A> aaram hi kro Y> yaad karo sirf humko.. so enjoy u"r sunday..

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely

If u hav any problm,bindaas tell me i'll help u, If u don't hav any problms,bindaas tel me,i'll create sum4u! After al,"dost hote kis liye

Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.

A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"

Aaj Agar Aisi Mahngai Hai to 2020 Tak Kya Hoga ? Soch ? Nahi Pata ? Batata Hu.. 20 Liter Petrol Ke Saath 1 Pulsar Moter Cycel Free....

If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.