Whats attitude? 3

Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3

Jan, 14 2012 129 chars (1 sms) 985 views General

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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong

ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.

Expect the people you love to be better, It helps them to become better, But don't get upset when they fail, It helps them keep trying

Great Pass it on: "Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes.... After that, who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs

What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.

Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!

Sumtimes I don’t say HI Sumtimes I don’t REPLY Sumtimes I don’t MSG U but dat dosnt mean i 4GOT uBcoz I'm LAZYjust like U.

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