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Whats attitude? 3
Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3
  
Jan, 14 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     757 views       General

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Pyare mitra Pranam!
Pyare mitra Pranam! Apke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejte rahe dhanyawad.
If u hide, i’ll seek
If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.
Kiki kuku kikiki
Kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kurCongrats U have Learnt MONKEY language successfully.Plz Come and collect ur disti certificate+ Free banana
Just close ur eyes
Just close ur eyes n think of ME for 10sec.. open ur eyes now and u'l realise that u've UTLISED 10 sec in ur life thinkng of a GREAT PERSON.
Din Guzar gaya hai
Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko 2006 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai
Height of Reasoning:
Height of Reasoning: I am nt scared of proposin a Girl, But I am scared about: "What would happen If She agrees!"
Have u ever thought
Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal
Everybody wants someone
Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!
Kind, intelligent,
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not
Water is COLOURLESS,
Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.
Any girl call you
Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.
There is only one
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

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