Whats attitude? 3

Whats attitude? 3
Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3
  

Jan, 14 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     966 views       General

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Aaj meri SMS FACTRY me IncomeTax ki RED padi Oficr bola-Itna maal produc kr k bhjte ho to TAX nahi bhrte?me bola Maal to jata he mgar payment nahi aata..
Kai viyo saa Milya koni Phone koni Miss call koni SMS koni...mane chinta hoiri hai.kai viyo CIRCUS wala paacha pakadne le gaya kai .
Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without
If you could buy one thing for me, what would it be? Reply is a must. fwd this to your friends n you will b amazed at replies.
Nakhre aapke tauba tauba, ajeeb aapka style hai, Mssg to aap karte nahi, bus halla macha rakha ki mere paas mobile hai..
govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...
Newtons Law of Romance "Luv can neither b creatd nor destroyed,it can only b changed frm 1 galfrnd 2 anther with considerable loss of money
Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.
Height of Confidence:-A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver.."Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili".-
Pyare mitra Pranam! Apke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejte rahe dhanyawad.
Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer