5 benefits of kissing:

5 benefits of kissing: * changes taste * lips never get dry * burns calories * makes face muscles strong * relieves stress so,keep kissing..

Jan, 14 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1137 views General

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Dont send any sms

Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.

We've known each other

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Promise me we are

Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji

1waqt ta jab

1waqt ta jab tumare sms aise ate te, jese kisine tumari khopdi pe gun raki ho or tumse sms karwa raha he. magar ab lagta hai jaise, goli maar di.

Your network tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Ishaq ko ishq

Ishaq ko ishq samjho to ishq karo, Dard ko dard samjho to mehsos karo, Waday ko wada samjho to pora karo, Or hum ko apna samjho to SMS karo....

If I could write

If I could write a letter &Sky was my Paper,Ocean my Ink &Stars my Words,it wud stil not b enough 2 dscribe how USELESS u are

advantages of "not

advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls

The world's thinnest

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"

Swim on a pool,

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.

Jab tum mujhse ruth

Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..

When I call u;

When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring I miss u; 4 menas .............. . . . . . . . . . pick d phone idiot.

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