A good friend is one

A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"

Jan, 14 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 954 views General

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Make A Heart Which Never

Make A Heart Which Never Breaks, Make A Smile Which Never Hurts, Make a Life Which Never Pains, Make A Relationship Which Never Ends. Take care!

5 benefits of kissing:

5 benefits of kissing: * changes taste * lips never get dry * burns calories * makes face muscles strong * relieves stress so,keep kissing..

Jab tum mujhse ruth

Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..

SMOKE everyday! SMOKE

SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker

The most widely

The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .

Imp of thumb:Babies

Imp of thumb:Babies use it 4 chewing..Illiterate Ppl use it 4sign..Winners use it 4 victory..&my fans use it 4 readng my msgs..Oh..u too..??Crazy fans!

When I call u;

When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring I miss u; 4 menas .............. . . . . . . . . . pick d phone idiot.

LOVE Means

LOVE Means- L=Lot of sorrow. O=Ocean of tears V=Valley of Death. E=End of life. So beware from LOVE....

Evolution of Man:

Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.

Aaj kal maan kar

Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka

Its ice crm day

Its ice crm dayCasata-if luv meCorneto-if bst frnChocobr-if like meButrscotch-if im coolVanila-if im swtChocochip-if im smrt.Rasberry-if im badwHt 4me?

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