Most peoplehave 5 senses

Most peoplehave 5 senses.Some peoplehave 6 senses.But u r blessedwith 7 senses.An extra senseisNON SENSE

Jan, 13 2012 104 chars (1 sms) 912 views Funny

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Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…

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