Most peoplehave 5 senses

Most peoplehave 5 senses
Most peoplehave 5 senses.Some peoplehave 6 senses.But u r blessedwith 7 senses.An extra senseisNON SENSE
  

Jan, 13 2012     104 chars (1 sms)     902 views       Funny

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