Kya Lekar aaya tha

Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Mujhe SMS Na Karke Zalim tu Kitne Paise BaChAyEgA.

Jan, 14 2012 126 chars (1 sms) 1003 views Funny

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Some One Is Loving

Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog

If i had gone 4

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4

Ladki ek aisi paheli

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

|| Height OfSelf

|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

It is difficult to

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

Always keep a picture

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!

Speaking Italian is

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

The most effective

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

2 ways to suicide

2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!

Don't take life

Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh warna.. Log bolenge "ghr kalyug hai, aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"

Only True frenz

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

Q : what is the

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

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