Kya Lekar aaya tha

Kya Lekar aaya tha
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Jan, 14 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1016 views       Funny

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Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!
After a passionate kiss the girl whispers to the guy, "kiss me once more and I will be yours forever!" The guy says: "thanks for the warning
sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee
Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!
Intizar... Na raat ka, Na din ka, Na subha ka, Na shaam ka, Na iska, Na uska.... Intizar hai to bas apke pyar bharay SMS ka.
Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -
Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata haki AAJ KE DIN mobile Band rakhe KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kar sakti hai Purush janhit me jari.
Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!
Khuda ne JAb tujhe bAnaya hoga,Confusion ka Moment Aya HogA,KAbi Donkey to KAbi Monkey ChAha hoga,End me Dono ka Mix PAsand aya hoga.!
What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....
an IDEA can change ur life..... but DOCKOMO can change ur wife
Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!