Kya Lekar aaya tha

Kya Lekar aaya tha
Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Mujhe SMS Na Karke Zalim tu Kitne Paise BaChAyEgA.
  

Jan, 14 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1017 views       Funny

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