Sms B Bade Kamal

Sms B Bade Kamal
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Smjh Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1787 views       Funny

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Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
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God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women
aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.
Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............