Sms B Bade Kamal

Sms B Bade Kamal
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Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1681 views       Funny

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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When I cry no 1 see my tears..when I m woried none see my pain..when I m happy none see my smile..But Yaar1 Ladki ke sath ghuma to saala sabne dekh liya.!
wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!
When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest