Sms B Bade Kamal

Sms B Bade Kamal
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Smjh Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1194 views       Funny

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First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis
KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…
U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.
There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage
How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.
Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry 4 few minutes Girl hav fun by loving boys, Then boy cry 4 life time! Funny but it's fact
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
Without u ,life is black and white Without u ,the world is no hops no light Without u t can't go left or right Without u i lose my sight Thank u my glasses
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage