Sms B Bade Kamal

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Jan, 13 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1682 views Funny

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Chaand Ko Guroor

Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki, Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai , Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai...Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!

Hi Kaise ho?

Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte

Someone asked me

Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.

Think u r sitting

Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, u know...?" Intel inside, mental outside ".ha..ha..ha..

Next generation Child

Next generation Child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry.

The most effective

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Question-What is the

Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."

Patni=Suno ji

Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..

All tragedies are

All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

Great Calculation: Only

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

Stress is when you

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

A man said his

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

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