Sms B Bade Kamal

Sms B Bade Kamal
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Smjh Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1653 views       Funny

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