Sms B Bade Kamal

Sms B Bade Kamal
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Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1169 views       Funny

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rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.
Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Gajini Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki Hum B Aamir Khan Se Kuch kum Nhi Hai Hum BiBi Ki Sunte H Samjte H Fir 15 Min Baad Sab Bhul Jate Hai.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!