Sms B Bade Kamal

Sms B Bade Kamal
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Smjh Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1290 views       Funny

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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse
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Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!
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Zindgi kitni pyari hogi…?JabAap honge Hum Honge aur Hamare chhote-chhote pyare-pyare khubsurat se Shararti se"SMS HONGE"..
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
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KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again