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Jan, 13 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1337 views Funny

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ek din Tarzan

ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear

What is the height

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

The japanese hav

The japanese hav produced a camera dat has such a east shutter speed dat it is capable of taking a picture of a woman wid her mouth shut

Its RAININ these

Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!

Most peoplehave 5 senses

Most peoplehave 5 senses.Some peoplehave 6 senses.But u r blessedwith 7 senses.An extra senseisNON SENSE

Sun makes moon

Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd Wat makes ur teeth shine? 'Harpic'or 'domex

U cAn control ur

U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

The wise never

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

Q :- How do you

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

Hey can u do

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Dost mere marne

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

What is diff

What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple

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