if a wife cries

  1. SMS Messages
  2. Funny
  3. if a wife cries
if a wife cries
if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "
  
Jan, 13 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     1112 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Stress is when you
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
Do u know similarity
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.
once a ant and
once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.
Lakh koshish karu bhulane
Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,magar 1 baat reh reh kar sathati hai.Teri grl frnd rakhti kai karva choth,or har baar umar meri kyu badh jati hai.
We cannot grant
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”
If u r married
If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the ing message..Others scroll down ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..........!!
Hamari dua hai aapko
Hamari dua hai aapko KRISH ka josh,UMRAOJAN ka pyar.BABUL ka dular MUNNA BHAI ki jhappi,DHOOM KI bike,VIVAH ki wife aur DON ki life mile..
Ek ladka ek ladki k
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u
BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u gAin Weight if u jog bAckwArd?2.If u try 2 fAil n u succeed,did u fAil or succeed?3.If i sAve time,When do i get it bAck?
2 ways to suicide
2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!
Difference between a man
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
For Heart Beat
For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

Search SMS Messages

e.g. love, birthday, anniversary
Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry
lip kiss Aankhe affection akelapan arz kiya hai bachpan badnaam bahana BHABHI bharosa bhool birthday Bolo Busy Chandni chut DARU Deepak Dhadkan dhoka Dil tod diya duri Dushman fikar forget me galti Garmi God Bless you Gussa haldi Hasi hindu honeymoon Hum na rahe I hate u if I die intezar Jaan janam jarurat jeevan jhoot judaai kabil kajal Kamine kanjus khaas khamosh Khamoshi khubsurat khwahish kismat krishna ladai leave me alone life is beautiful love Maaf maut Mehndi Meri jaan Mohabbat Mubarak Mulakat Muskan Nafrat Naraz nashe nazar lag Nind PAGAL Pariwar Parwah Pooja Pyar Pyar mat karna rishta rishte rocking Rona roza sadi sagar Sawan Sukriya Tadap taj mahal tasveer Tera sath Tere bin THANDI trust me tum hi ho udas vishwas viswas wada waqt zindagi