if a wife cries

if a wife cries
if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "
  

Jan, 13 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     939 views       Funny

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Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"
Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!
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Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...