What a man want

What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile

Jan, 13 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 963 views Funny

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an IDEA can

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