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What a man want
What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile
  
Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1018 views       Funny

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Never think of the past
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What is the height
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Ever since I
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Not every flower
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I've written a
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