What a man want

What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile

Jan, 13 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 997 views Funny

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Y word 'Women' begin

Y word 'Women' begin with a 'W' ?Bcoz all major Questions begin with 'W'.What ?Why?Where?When?Who?Whom?With Whom?Which??

Teachers are those

Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

Zindgi kitni pyari

Zindgi kitni pyari hogi…?JabAap honge Hum Honge aur Hamare chhote-chhote pyare-pyare khubsurat se Shararti se"SMS HONGE"..

If u r married

If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the ing message..Others scroll down ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..........!!

The day you were

The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.

Khuda ne JAb tujhe

Khuda ne JAb tujhe bAnaya hoga,Confusion ka Moment Aya HogA,KAbi Donkey to KAbi Monkey ChAha hoga,End me Dono ka Mix PAsand aya hoga.!

Wife- i will die

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

At marriage function

At marriage function, old ppl usd 2 pull my cheeks & say "U R NEXT"Nw they stopped it.U knw y? B coz I startd doing d same at funerals!

Always keep a picture

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!

God:I cant be

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

A depressed person

A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--

Who walks wth

Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!

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