What a man want

What a man want
What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile
  

Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1022 views       Funny

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