Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .

Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.

You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.

What is dSimilarity between a Successful Acountantand anAttractive Girl?...both r very conscious about their 'FIGURES'

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

10% of road accidents r due to drunken driving Which makes it logical stmt dat 90% of accidents r due to driving without drinking!

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang