Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

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Half of the harm

Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important

Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

Never answer a letter while you are angry.

The desire for change is a sign of safety.

All thingsat first appear

All thingsat first appear difficult.

Do not judge, and

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.

Unselfishness is

Unselfishness is more paying,only people have not the patience to practice it.

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