Beware of the chap

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Beware of the chap
Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1607 views       Quotes

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A lost battle is a
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Our faults irritate
Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.
The flowers of life
The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!
Pleasant words are
Pleasant words are the food of love.
It isnot necessary
It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
When you are
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It's better to
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Anyonewho conducts
Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.
Maturityis the capacity
Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.
It'snot hard to
It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.

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