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Beware of the chap
Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1288 views       Quotes

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The prevalent fear
The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
At times, it is
At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Allthings are ready,
Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.
Politeness is to human
Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.
Negotiatingin the classic
Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.
Nothing is a permanent
Nothing is a permanent except change.
My greenthumb came
My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.
It isnot necessary to
It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
One hallmark of
One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.
The cliche that
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
When angry, count
When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.
Ialways cheer up
Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.

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