Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

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We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.

Extremiststhink communication

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Thespirit indeed is

Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

Ignorance is a bold,

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

The service we

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

He who hurriescannot

He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

If absolute power

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?

Enthusiasm is faith

Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

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