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Beware of the chap
Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.
  
Jan, 21 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1413 views       Quotes

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If you truly want
If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.
Pleasure is the sincerest
Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.
Since God made us
Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?
A slyrabbit will have
A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.
Conflictisn't negative,
Conflictisn't negative, it just is.
You're ina much
You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.
Trust begets trust
Trust begets trust and untrust begets untrust. It'snatural.
Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
You gotto be very
You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.
Thereare no secrets.
Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.
It doesnot do
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
It is mark of a
It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

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