Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

Philosophy may describe unreason, as it may describe force; it cannot hope to refute them.

Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.

The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.