Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

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Status symbols

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

A mistake in judgement

A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Compromise,n. Such an

Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

Though patience be

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.

History is the witness

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

We areall faced

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

Standingin the middle

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

The strongest is

The strongest is never strong enough to be always, the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.

Life without the

Life without the Courage is death for slavery.

Power gravitates

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

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