Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

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Neversay more than

Neversay more than is necessary.

Weagree completely on

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

The ear tends

The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

A wise man will make more

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Every advantage has its tax

If we shake hands

If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

No manever did a

No manever did a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greaterto himself .

Any child who has

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

Itmatters not whether

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

We arejudged by

We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.

Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

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