True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

Neverdoubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change theworld. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Quite often good things have hurtful consequnces. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or killed by their courage.