Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

The present is never a happy state to any being

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

Opportunists take now for an answer.

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

The desire for change is a sign of safety.

Far better to think historically, to remember the lessonsof the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part ofthe knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be onewho knows that if you reserve the power not to

Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!