Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

Faith is continuation of reason.

Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Thosewho are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

Be notdisturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding.

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?