Nine times out of

Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

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If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down,so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

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