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Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

The repetition in

The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

Treat peopleas if

Treat peopleas if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what theyare capable of being.

Not work, but

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

The onesure way

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

If your mouth

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Bythree methods

Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

If you truly want

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

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