Now-a-days

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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To teach isto learn twice.

When indoubt, ask.

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

It's good to shut

It's good to shut up sometimes.

Mirrors should be

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

The difficultpart in

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

Let no one, then think lightly of the world, lest he be despising himself unawares

We arejudged by

We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

Enthusiasm is faith

Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

A hero is no braver

A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer

Never[enter] into

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

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