Now-a-days

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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Peopledo not seem

Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk:

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

Alwaysforgive your enemies.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Thepast is malleable

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

If your desires be

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

If an enemyis annoying

If an enemyis annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

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