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Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

There isnothing so

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

Make the best

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.

Speechis human,

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Mandoes not live

Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

The greatest intelligence

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.

Opportunity may be

Opportunity may be hard to recognize if you are only looking for a lucky break.

Thefire you kindle

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

Neverforget the power

Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

A barking dog is

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

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