Now-a-days

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

Luck iswhat happens

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Pain is the outcome of sin.

Pain is the outcome of sin.

The evolution from

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Honesty once pawned

Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.

Don'thate, it's

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Whenevertwo people

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

He who is unable

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

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