Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

A half truth is a whole lie.

The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.

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