Now-a-days

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Listeningwell is as

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.

Neveranswer a letter

Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

There is no evil

There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Nine times out of

Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

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