Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

The surest way

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

Search not a

Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

Our power is

Our power is in our ability to decide.

Takeadvantage of the

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Almost all of our

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.

Past time is only e

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

Before following a

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

It is easier to be

It is easier to be brave from a safe distance.

There is much

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

Thego-between wears

Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.

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