Now-a-days

Now-a-days
Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.
  

Jan, 21 2012     56 chars (1 sms)     965 views       Quotes

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Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,
Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
Whenyou're at the edge of a cliff, sometimes progress is a step backwards.
The greatest prayer is patience.
The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Better ask ten times than go astray once.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.
Nogarden is without its weeds.
The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.
Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.