Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.

To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.

Adversity attracts the man of character. He seeks out the better joy, responsibility.

No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.