The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

It's good to shut up sometimes.

The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Knowingthat everything's futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying ofthe light that's what motivates me all the time ... If you hold that sense offutility in your head for too long, it can begin to eat into you. You canstill be aware of it

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Thetruth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feelingdeeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in suchmoments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of ourruts and start searching for di

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.