If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

A man, when he

A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.

Little things console

Little things console us because little things afflict us.

It is in our idleness,

It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.

The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

The summit of happiness

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Remembernot only to

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Speak when you

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Everyoneis wise

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

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