If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Suspicion begets suspicion.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

Power comes from sincere service

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