If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

True youth is a

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Wisdom requires that

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

All the power that

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Inspiration is apt

Inspiration is apt to come only while one is working, waited for, it usually keeps waiting.

Themost important thing

Themost important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.

It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

To know the pains

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

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