If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

Reasonguides but a small part of man, and the rest obeys feeling, true or false,and passion, good or bad.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

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