If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

He whoangers you, conquers you.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Life cannot go on without much forgetting.

Wordsare, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

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