If youare standing

If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

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There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

Be yourself and

Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Philosophy may describe

Philosophy may describe unreason, as it may describe force; it cannot hope to refute them.

Knowledge is of

Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

Talkingmuch about

Talkingmuch about oneself may be a way of hiding oneself.

Evil communication corrupt

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

Wisdom is what

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

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