A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.

Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.