Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

You andyour spouse should consider the arguments you have, not as calamities in thehistory of your child’sdevelopment, but as opportunities for learning. Take the opportunity to teachyour children the art ofand value in negotiation, and to demonstrate you

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

An artist is only a very small part of the universe and should receive no more attention than any other thing on earth which provides us with beauty, happiness and plenty

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.