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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Let no one, then think lightly of the world, lest he be despising himself unawares

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

The strongest is never strong enough to be always, the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

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