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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Think big, believe big and act big for gaining victory over your difficulties.

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in thesame sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Neverdoubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change theworld. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.

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