Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

Are youreally listening..

Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?

Let not thy will

Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.

Bythree methods

Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.

Even to observe neutrality you

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

Before following a

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

Learning must be

Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.

Any man's death

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

It is mark of a

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

Nothing has happend

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

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