Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.
People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.
Commitmentin the face of conflict produces character.
Power comes from sincere service
Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.
You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.