Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

It'sthe repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.

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