Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.

The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.

Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

Those who trust us educate us.

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

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