Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.
You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.
Onlywhen you can be extremely pliable and soft can you be extremely hard andstrong.
Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.
The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.
Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.
I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted intoenergy, even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that canmove the world.
A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.
Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.