Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

A quiettongue shows a wise head.

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

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