Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.
Onehour of thoughtful solitude may nerve the heart for days of conflict girdingup its armor to meet the most insidious foe.
A goodmanager doesn't try to eliminate conflict; he tries to keep it from wastingthe energies of his people. If you're the boss and your people fight youopenly when they think that you are wrong that's healthy.
Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.
A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.
When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.
My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.
Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.