Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1138 views       Quotes

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Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.
Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out
Thecorrect strategy for Americans negotiating with Japanese or other foreignclients is a Japanese strategy:ask questions. When you think you understand, ask more questions. Carefullyfeel for pressure points.If an impasse is reached, don't pressure. Sugges
If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...
To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.