Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

Effectivecommunication is 20

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

Pleasure is the sincerest

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

I like to listen.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

A cup is useful only

A cup is useful only when it is empty; and a mind that is filled with beliefs, with dogmas, with assertions, with quotations, is really an uncreative mind.

God has created the

God has created the world in play.

Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Power comes from

Power comes from sincere service

Whoeverhas the mind

Whoeverhas the mind to fight has broken his connection with the universe. If you tryto dominate people you are already defeated. We study how to resolveconflict, not how to start it.

Onlywhen all contribute

Onlywhen all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.

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