Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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In loving, you lean

In loving, you lean on some one to hold him up.

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

To believe in something,

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

Onlywhen all contribute

Onlywhen all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

We gain freedom

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

Honesty once pawned

Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.

Power corrupts the

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.

Work without faith

Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

A moment's insight is

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience

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