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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

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