Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

An individual without

An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.

Only hethat has traveled

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.

A mistake in judgement

A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

Thepessimist sees difficulty

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Nothing doth more

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

Oppositesattract and

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

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