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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Wecannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, andrepetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of thesituation.

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

The last function of reason is to recognize that there is an infinity of things which surpass it.

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

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