Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Themost important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Truth is strengthened by observation and delay, falsehood by haste and uncertainity.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.
Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.
Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.
A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
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The first duty of love is to listen.
Self-trust is the first secret of success.
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The art of life is the avoiding of pain.
Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.