Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

Freedom is not caprice,

Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather thancompetitive goals.

If youare standing

If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Allthings at first

Allthings at first appear difficult.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

There are three ways

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

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