Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.
I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.
Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.
If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.
An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.
A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.
Prejudice is a disease characterised by hardening of categories.
None but the productive can be strong; and none but the strong can be free.
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.
It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.