Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Happiness is a choice that

Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.

Standingin the middle

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

It isnot necessary to

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

If all those who

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

A smallbenefit obtained

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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