Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Weagree completely on

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

The talker will l

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Passionsare generally

Passionsare generally roused by great conflicts.

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

To pushadvantages too

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

The most important things

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.

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