Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
Manmust evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge,aggression, and retaliation.
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
There's no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits
He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.
No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.
Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.
A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.