It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

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The difficulty of

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

Themost important trip

Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Intelligence is not

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

Do notfind fault

Do notfind fault, find a remedy.

Hold a true friend

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Nobody everforgets

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you don't know

If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.

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