If youcould kick

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Theconventional view

Theconventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Beware,as long as

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

Even a fish wouldn'

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Silenceis the mother

Silenceis the mother of truth.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

In thefield of observation,

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Since God made us

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Commitmentin the face

Commitmentin the face of conflict produces character.

A slyrabbit will have

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

Patriots always talk

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

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