If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

The lion and the

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

We do not err

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

Not work, but

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

What is required

What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.

The happiest of

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

To know the pains

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

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