If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.

Philosophy may describe unreason, as it may describe force; it cannot hope to refute them.

I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

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