If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Don'tbargain for

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

Don't throwout the

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

If you get to

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Our errors are

Our errors are steps on the way.

You could forgive

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

The surest way

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

Quarrelsend, but

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

It's whenyou're

It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

The lust for power

The lust for power in dominating others inflames the heartmore than any other passion.

Compromise.Such an

Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

Sorrow and silence

Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is god-like.

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