If youcould kick

If youcould kick
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
  

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Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.
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The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.
Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.
An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.
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Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.
Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.
No strength within, no respect without.