If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Thedifficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather toknow it.

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

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If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.

Another form of wastefulness is expenditure of words beyond the income of ideas.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

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Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

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