If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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There is nobody

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Differentfields, different

Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.

No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

In aconflict, being

In aconflict, being willing to change allows you to move from a point of view toa viewing point a higher, moreexpansive place, from which you can see both sides.

To exaggrerate is

To exaggrerate is to weaken.

All creeds and opinions

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

I love power.

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

If at first you do

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

An individual without

An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.

There are two

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

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