If youcould kick

If youcould kick
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
  

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If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.
All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.
Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.
If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
The first duty of love is to listen.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.