Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Anempty sack cannot stand up.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Luck never mad a mad man wise

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

Never answer a letter while you are angry.