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It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Ultimately, the

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Whenconflict becomes a

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

A happy family is

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Science has achieved

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

If you are patient

If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

One must be poor

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

When work is pleasure

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

Out of the fullness

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

Everything comes gradually

Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.

A teacher as a

A teacher as a person is more important than a teacher as a technician. What he is has more effect than anything he does.

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