Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.

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There are three faithful

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

The difficultpart in

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

There'sno need to

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

The hand of liberality

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

Don'thate, it's too

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

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