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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Folly is perennial and

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

Old wood best of

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

Agrievance is most

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

There isnothing so

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

Tofight fear, act

Tofight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.

Inbusiness, you don't

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Peopledo not seem

Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.

Renown and repose

Renown and repose do not go together.

Of all human foibles

Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.

Afanatic is a person

Afanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change.

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