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Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

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