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Non-cooperationis a

Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

A woman has reached

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

The ear tends

The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Maturityis the capacity

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

Most of the shadows

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

It is less dangerous

It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.

Life is no brief candle-

Life is no brief candle- it's a splendid torch!

Thedeepest principle of

Thedeepest principle of human nature is the craving to be appreciated.

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