Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Differentfields, different

Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.

One of the function

One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.

Thepast is malleable

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

Fortune makes a fool

Fortune makes a fool of him whom she favours too much

Reasonguides but a

Reasonguides but a small part of man, and the rest obeys feeling, true or false,and passion, good or bad.

Discord gives a relish to concord.

Whoever is winning

Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.

Not work, but

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

The lust for power

The lust for power in dominating others inflames the heartmore than any other passion.

Nevercut what you can untie.

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