Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Without dialogue there is no communication, without communication there is no true education.

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

Melancholy is the joy of being said.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

Themost prepared are the most dedicated.