The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant

Knowingthat everything's futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying ofthe light that's what motivates me all the time ... If you hold that sense offutility in your head for too long, it can begin to eat into you. You canstill be aware of it

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.