The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

The greatest prayer is patience.