The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

If you can't love visible people, then how can u love invisible God. - Mother teresa

Use softwords and hard arguments.

One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.

My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.

A man of courage is also full of faith.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.