A clever person

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

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Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

He whoangers you, conquers you.

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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