Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.

Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.