If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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You can have

You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.

A barking dog is

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

Kindness is a language

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

Responsibility is the

Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.

A happy family is

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

When you choose

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

Everything comes gradually

Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.

Thereis no such

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

Old fools are

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

The highest pleasure

The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour

First-rate men

First-rate men employ first-rate men; second-rate men employ third-rate men.

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