If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Asingle conversation

Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Takecare, don't

Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.

If at first you do

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

The happiest of

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

Conscientious men are,

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

When you are

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

It is much easier

It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

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