If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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There is no evil

There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.

A pessimist sees only

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

Thetrouble with talking

Thetrouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought ofyet.

The king goes

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Loving without

Loving without dreaming is like going to Venice without riding in a gondola

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Sparrows who emulate

Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.

Soremarkably perverse is

Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

An honest man's

An honest man's word is as good as his bond.

A lost battle is a

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

Manmust evolve for

Manmust evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge,aggression, and retaliation.

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