If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Life is like a mirror. smile at it, and it is charming; frown at it, and it becomes sinister.

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

Mensucceed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for theirvictories.

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

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