If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Thework will teach you how to do it.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it

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To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Treat peopleas if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what theyare capable of being.

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