If youare leaning

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Thepeople to fear

Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

To ease another's

To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

He whoangers you,

He whoangers you, conquers you.

Too little liberty

Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.

Fools rush in where

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

Happinessis the only

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Thehardest step is

Thehardest step is over the threshold.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

You can't go very far if you don't begin very near.

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