If youare leaning

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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If Igive you an idea,

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

When regard for

When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.

Toevery answer you

Toevery answer you can find a new question.

Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

Acreaking door hangs

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Ignoring is not the

Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Let usnever negotiate

Let usnever negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

No nation is so

No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech

Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

Suffer fools gladly,

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

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