If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

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If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

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A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

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Past time is only eviil at a distance.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

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