If youare leaning

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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We cannot all be

We cannot all be great but we can always attach ourselves to something that is great.

A merefriend will

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

A clynic is a man

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Measurement of life

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

People who fight

People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.

Thepast is malleable

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

A peace which depends

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

He whocannot cut

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

Manners are the

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

We have, I fear

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

Only hethat has

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

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