If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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There is sweet

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

Speak when you

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Everything has been

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

It's notthe will to

It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.

Thedirect use of

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

I'vealways felt that a

I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.

You can not do

You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

There'sno point in

There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

Luck never mad a

Luck never mad a mad man wise

Better ask ten

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

No man is the

No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.

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