If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

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A quiettongue shows a wise head.

You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!

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Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

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Out ofthe fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

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