If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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The good things

The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.

Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

There is something

There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.

If you follow me,

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

The oldbelieve everything,

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Mostpeople I ask little from.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

In themiddle of

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Symanpathy is a

Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well

The soul would

The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.

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