If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

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Nostrength within, no respect without.

To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway

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