If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Adversityis the foundation of virtue.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

People loan their trust, they don't give it.

Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

Man's life would be wretched and confined if it were to missthe candid intimacy developed by mutual trust and esteem.

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

As a final incentive before giving up a

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