If youare leaning

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Nothing destroys authority

Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.

If Igive you an idea,

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Happiness is the wondrous

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

Acreaking door hangs

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

A good listener

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

Liberation is not deliverance.

Liberation is not deliverance.

Thegreatest lesson in

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Every age thinks

Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.

Do good to your

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

Thepeople to fear

Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.

Silenceis foolish if

Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

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