If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

The Truly free

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

Trust exists;

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Ho puri dil ki

Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

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