If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Greatideas often receive

Greatideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

When the eyes

When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

Snap judgment has

Snap judgment has a way of becoming unfastened.

What we seek

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

Enthusiasm is faith

Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

All excellent things

All excellent things are as difficult as they are rare

Firstkeep the peace

Firstkeep the peace within yourself, then you can alsobring peace to others.

A manshould never

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

Nothing has happend

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

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