If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Whodigs a pit for

Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

We have no more

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it

The surest way

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

My fathersaid: you

My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.

Distancedoesn't matter.

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

Ifanyone is not

Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.

To know the

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

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