If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

The greatest job

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

To ask advice is

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

Symanpathy is a

Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

I have learned

I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted intoenergy, even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that canmove the world.

Personal responsibility

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Few men of action

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Themost prepared are

Themost prepared are the most dedicated.

The numberone goal in

The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.

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