Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

Keepthings informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

Itisn't that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem.