Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Sometimes the man of action is the fellow who has just got both his feat in hot water.

A faithful friend is medicine of Life.

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted intoenergy, even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that canmove the world.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

A Habit is a shirt made of iron.

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.