Oppositesattract and

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

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A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Man must not

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

Do not tell me the

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

Life is different

Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,

The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Not work, but

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

you salute your

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

You grow up

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Sciencecannot resolve

Sciencecannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame thedebates about those conflicts.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

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