Santa (reading from

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Jan, 17 2012 128 chars (1 sms) 975 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar traveling

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Santa! Your daughter

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Santa goes to hotel

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Sardarji is not

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Teacher 2 santa:

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Sardar ke dost ne

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1 sardar behosh

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Lawyer to Santa :

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