Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai. Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha. Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai "dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta."

Hoarding on Sardar's xerox shop : "XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"

What do smart Santa and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Ek Sardar Dosre Sardar Se.. Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai? Dosra Sardar:Jis Message Me Khushboo Ho Usse Sent Msg Kehte Hai..

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam? SANTA: It was ok but i couldn't answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?Snta:Gharme Jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata

Advocate:Talak karvane ke 5000 lagenge...Sardar:Pagal ho,Panditji ne 51 mein shadi karvai thi...Advocate:Dekha saste ka natija!!!

Sardar:My grandfather is 90 years old & still doesn't use glasses! Friend:How is it possible? Sardar:He drinks directly from bottle..