Taxi Driver- petrol

Taxi Driver- petrol
Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge
  

Jan, 17 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1169 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

2srdar jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Santa sent Rs10000 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund & wrote"Cheque is unsigned bcoz, I do not want any publicity..
A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
Santa: Cheel ko English me Kya Kehte Hai?Banta: Eagle.Santa: Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?Banpat: Illeagal! (ill-eagle)
Santa barme ro raha tha.Bar owner kyon ro rahe ho?santa bola oye kya karoon jis ladkika naam bhoolna chahta hu uska naam Yaad nahi raha hai
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that??Santa: Tipu Sultan's skeleton.Tourist: and smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: Tipu's when he was child..
Banta puchhta hai "jab ek ladka aur ladki pyar karte hai to vo kiss kyo karate hai?" Santa bola "maaf kijiye ji muze pata nahi. mai is shahar me naya hu"
Santa:Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha,Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.Santa:Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha Naha Lu.
Santa: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Banta: Post office
Sardar ka ladka:I'm a complan boy.Sardar ki ladki:I'm a complan girl.Sardar:Sala paida maine kiya or nam kisi or ka le rahe he.
santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............