Santa Singh and wife

Santa Singh and wife
Santa Singh and wife came upon a wishing well. Santa Singh leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. Santa Singh was stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, 'It really works!'
  

Jan, 17 2012     286 chars (2 sms)     816 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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