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A drunk SARDAR fall
A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,people gathered n asked,kya hua ? He replied,pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1127 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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