A drunk SARDAR fall

A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,people gathered n asked,kya hua ? He replied,pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun

Jan, 17 2012 116 chars (1 sms) 1476 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa, "I suppose

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