TWO FACTS OF LIFE

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

Jan, 14 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 1119 views General

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