TWO FACTS OF LIFE

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

Jan, 14 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 1139 views General

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Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3

ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

I pray to God to give u all Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskaar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Sarswati, aur SNEH

Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Height of Confidence:-A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver.."Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili".-

Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko 2006 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai

U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.

Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…

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