TWO FACTS OF LIFE

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TWO FACTS OF LIFE
TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
  
Jan, 14 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1118 views       General

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