TWO FACTS OF LIFE

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

Jan, 14 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 1051 views General

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If u hide, i’ll seek

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Only 2 Persons

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Nind me ho to

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Staying single is

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Proposing a girl

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SoMe Day..u'll

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HI, KEEP MESSAGING

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Newtons Law of Romance

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

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