TWO FACTS OF LIFE

TWO FACTS OF LIFE
TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1115 views       General

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Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…
Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.
Its ice crm dayCasata-if luv meCorneto-if bst frnChocobr-if like meButrscotch-if im coolVanila-if im swtChocochip-if im smrt.Rasberry-if im badwHt 4me?
Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas, Mithas me ummid, Ummid me khayal, Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap..
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not
Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.
Tension happns in brain luv is felt in heart. Den y do ppl get heartattack wen dey r tensd & y ppl get mad wen Luv fails? Crazy rite!
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...
Sweet is your Name Sweet is your smile. I m very glad to meet you in my life.
log chalte hain un raston par, jo duniya ke banaye hote hain,hum banayenge vo raste jispar duniya chalegi